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There are elves in the kitchen.

Here’s the proof: needing some comfort food, some easy food, I pulled my home made, sauteed & refrigerated mushroom sauce from the microwave, and dropped the whole fucking thing on the floor! shards of glass, gloops of oil, three kinds of mushrooms dried and fresh, a Jackson Pollock action painting scribbled down the cupboard door and splashed across the kitchen tiles.

I did the only thing I could do – splash of olive oil on the farfalle, couple of grinds of black pepper, grated parmesan – and I closed the kitchen door.

That shit can wait till morning!